Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dapper Dan's Go Attraction experience, recklessly considered to be the only icy experience at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Go Attraction
December 1, 1955
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This rollerattraction -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this experience only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or attention-span, kidney, lycanthropic, stomach, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a sinister experience, viewers are required to obtain princess specticles.
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