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Above: The Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster
August 26, 1992
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all languages.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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