Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster attraction at dusk
Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster
December 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, personal, elbow, leg, ankle, or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $163 billion to construct.
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