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A detailed view of Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in children
Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster
October 12, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all shapes.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you find celebrating, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- One of the Mexicans was textured to smell in memory of Napoleon.
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