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The Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster
January 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (from "Untamed Sign" blog)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all ages.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches under the railroad track.
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