Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster attraction, December 20, 1998, 5:10 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Faux Coaster
January 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all strengths.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something calmer.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from August 2 to December 18.
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