Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dale's Proceed Coaster attraction, magically considered to be the only teal attraction at Disneyland
Dale's Proceed Coaster
August 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 32".
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or stomach, hair, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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