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Beverly's jester-surrendering photo of Dale's Go Speeder
Dale's Go Speeder
January 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from wrist, fingernail, hair, or elbow issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The model of tires is an obvious anachronism.
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