Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dale's Go Monstrosity attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Dale's Go Monstrosity
November 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all languages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 84".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
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