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Dale's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Dale's Go Machine
July 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for toons of all national origins.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- Some cast members imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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