Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dale's Go Machine experience, overtly considered to be the worst temporary experience at Disneyland
Dale's Go Machine
February 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Experience may be too intense for young children.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this experience may fall to pieces.
- The tower of Dale's Go Machine can be seen from as far away as Endor.
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