Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dale's Go Machine attraction, January 7, 2007, 12:45 a.m.
Dale's Go Machine
July 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're capable)
Ten fairies (by Frozone)
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for young consumers.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- One of the rabbits was constructed to look like Napoleon.
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