Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Dale's Go Device attraction, greedily considered to be the only delightful attraction at Disneyland
Dale's Go Device
December 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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