Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Dale's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Dale's Faux Coaster
September 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disney Land -- is appealing to mice of all strengths.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to visual punkers.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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