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The Dale's Faux Coaster attraction, abominably collapsing in the fading sunlight
Dale's Faux Coaster
January 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're precious)
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses within the other guests at various times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to have pirate waivers.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from July 22 until something like August 21.
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