Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dale's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
Dale's Faux Coaster
August 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all strengths.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to find something longer.
- Minimum height 35".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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