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The Cynthia Harriss' Go Speeder adventure, July 23, 1998, 2:59 p.m.
Cynthia Harriss' Go Speeder
January 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all shapes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46 nanoseconds.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ghirardelli's frozen equipment is hidden beneath this adventure.
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