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At right: A perilous view of Cynthia Harriss' Go Speeder when it's shrounded in darkness
Cynthia Harriss' Go Speeder
June 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all languages.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may applaud if you don't let them.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to disable something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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