Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cynthia Harriss' Go Contraption attraction, electronically suing in the morning sunlight
Cynthia Harriss' Go Contraption
April 11, 1987
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This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all ages.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, experience something less magical.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, trendy clothing, or intestinal, inner ear, lycanthropic, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to have special belts.
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