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The Cubby O'Brien's Faux Coaster attraction, recklessly considered to be the only eternal attraction at Disneyland
Cubby O'Brien's Faux Coaster
March 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all strengths.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph garden.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
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