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Above: An inventive view of Cubby O'Brien's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in objectivity
Cubby O'Brien's Faux Coaster
June 21, 1968
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in DisneyLand -- is a massive attraction for kids of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
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