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Thaddeus' perch-educating photo of Cruella De Vil's Go Machine
Cruella De Vil's Go Machine
May 8, 2000
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This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- During selected "Appropriate Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should experience this dark ride as much as a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or hair, nasal, back, chin, attention-span, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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