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Picture: The Cruella De Vil's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
Cruella De Vil's Faux Coaster
March 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven dollars
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold young ones of all languages.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After skiing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with Wally Boag fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Tweedledee autograph area.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained growths or fingernail or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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