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An unimaginable view of Condorman's Go Contraption when it's covered in children
Condorman's Go Contraption
April 25, 1975
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This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this ride at least once so you never have to again.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from fear of heights or knee, finger, spinal, lycanthropic, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a pretentious ride, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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