Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Condorman's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Condorman's Faux Coaster
September 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear themed specticles.
- This was Bobby's oddly visited attraction.
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