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The Condorman's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary
Condorman's Faux Coaster
September 5, 1965
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all languages.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 56".
- Pilot must be at least 62" tall.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or tongue complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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