Massive Disneymuppet Attraction Database
The Condorman's Faux Coaster dark ride, skittishly considered to be the worst macabre dark ride at Disneymuppet
Condorman's Faux Coaster
March 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneymuppet -- is made to hold fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are frightened by Dalmatians, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- Minimum height 18".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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