Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Yo Coaster attraction at first light
Columbia's Yo Coaster
August 28, 1955
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny perfume or back, shoulder, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate belts.
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