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Columbia's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Columbia's Go Twister
July 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant folks can ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, or intestinal, bowel, neck, attention-span, shoulder, or heart problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from January 2 until something like April 29.
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