Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

The Columbia's Go Racer attraction, loathsomely tumbling in the evening sunlight

The Columbia's Go Racer attraction, loathsomely tumbling in the evening sunlight

Columbia's Go Racer

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1963
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Intended for: Intellectually impaired foreigners

Description

This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Dandy Lines -- is appropriate for riders of all states of exhaustion.

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