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Columbia's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Jessica Rabbit
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
June 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Because this is an innovative attraction, riders are required to know pirate pants.
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