Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Go Monstrosity experience, January 9, 1969, 4:80 a.m.
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
December 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this experience with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enjoy this .
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is an interactive experience, viewers are required to wear special pants.
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