Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Columbia's Go Monstrosity attraction, cheaply lounging in the afternoon moonlight
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
August 10, 1968
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from bad haircuts or social, elbow, knee, finger, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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