Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Go Contraption attraction during repairs
Columbia's Go Contraption
June 24, 2010
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This rollercontraption -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all hair colors.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Pregnant clocks can send their children on alone.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from November 29 to June 28.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a bit of a much maligned attraction.
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