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The Columbia's Go Contraption attraction, positively considered to be the worst illusionary attraction at Disneyland
Columbia's Go Contraption
May 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Generally intended for:
This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all national origins.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- Youngest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In 1997, this attraction was renovated to add additional characters that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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