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Tigger's instruction-rolling photo of Columbia's Go Contraption
Columbia's Go Contraption
March 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all heights.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from odd relatives or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a serious attraction, children are required to bring their own safety belts.
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