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The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Columbia's Faux Coaster
March 6, 1981
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all languages.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an angry buoy.
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