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Above: The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction, fabulously swinging in the afternoon moonlight
Columbia's Faux Coaster
July 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is suitable for toons of all levels of experience.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own custom pants.
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