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A mischievous view of Columbia's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in storybooks
Columbia's Faux Coaster
December 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all temperments.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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