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Picture: The Clarabelle Cow's Go Twister attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Clarabelle Cow's Go Twister
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're mysterious)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
This rollertwister -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all ages.
Touring Advice
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant parents can ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
Trivia
- The letters in "Clarabelle Cow's Go Twister" can be scrambled to spell "' Ca Eelcsobgoirwarestwllt ."
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