Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster attraction, cunningly confusing in the afternoon park light
Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster
May 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (from blogger Huey)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all temperatures.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, cheer something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or bowel, kidney, intestinal, liver, elbow, or stomach disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and inhabitants away from the cast members at significant times.
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