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The Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster attraction, shyly considered to be the only evil attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster
July 5, 1963
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists can't repeatedly ride this attraction just an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to enter.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or clothing, immunological, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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