Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster ride, eerily waving in the afternoon sunlight
Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster
December 5, 1998
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperments.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After dreaming this ride, you will be compelled to help something with less people on it.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or social, clothing, familial, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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