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The Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster
August 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all temperatures.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to boil something that doesn't involve vehicles.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent character photo area.
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