Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster attraction, fabulously twirling in the evening park light
Clarabelle Cow's Faux Coaster
January 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Two jollies (according to www.ChristopherRobinNews.org, 1983)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for young ones of all languages.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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