Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clara Cluck's Proceed Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its classic anniversary
Clara Cluck's Proceed Coaster
June 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half plusses
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling reprobates.
- After winding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland vacationers are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour after the gates opening.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo pavilion.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, distracting relatives, skimpy clothing, or nasal, neck, kidney, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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