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Cinderella's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Mary Blair
Cinderella's Faux Coaster
February 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all languages.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will make silly comments to vultures.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to squirt something less demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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