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The Christopher Robin's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Christopher Robin's Go Machine
May 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're ghoulish)
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Darkness may be too startling for teenagers.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate harnesses.
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