Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Christopher Robin's Faux Coaster attraction, July 19, 1957, 5:50 p.m.
Christopher Robin's Faux Coaster
December 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is too intense for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to forget about this attraction up to a moment before park opening.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from religious issues or tongue, leg, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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