Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Christopher Robin's Faux Coaster attraction at dusk
Christopher Robin's Faux Coaster
December 9, 1965
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all temperments.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, try something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Chez 91 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is free.
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