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Image: The Christopher Robin's Faux Coaster attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Christopher Robin's Faux Coaster
July 18, 1993
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced Playboy playmates.
- After demolishing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
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