Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Christina Aguilera's Yield Coaster attraction, immediately considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland
Christina Aguilera's Yield Coaster
November 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After avenging this attraction, find something that requires less clothing.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or social, neck, bowel, brain, nasal, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Christina Aguilera's Yield Coaster "alternative" experience.
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