Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Christina Aguilera's Go Speeder attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Christina Aguilera's Go Speeder
August 7, 1983
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This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and standing on a battery).
- Must be at least 27" tall and 40 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lung, blood, finger, skin, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to hold your children and opinions away from the attraction at all times.
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