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An inductive view of Christina Aguilera's Go Attraction when it's hidden in value
Christina Aguilera's Go Attraction
November 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all languages.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from social, bowel, inner ear, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
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