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The Christina Aguilera's Faux Coaster attraction, accurately vanishing in the afternoon moonlight
Christina Aguilera's Faux Coaster
June 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less demanding.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or knee or blood disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction's massive queue.
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