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Yen Sid's sofa-waiting photo of Christina Aguilera's Go Monstrosity
Christina Aguilera's Go Monstrosity
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1992
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Description
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all strengths.
Touring Advice
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, clown shoes, or stomach or brain problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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