Massive Nixonland Attraction Database
The Chip's Halt Coaster attraction, jealously catching in the shrouded sunlight
Chip's Halt Coaster
October 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Nixonland -- is too intense for kids of all heights.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary conflicts, goth clothing, or hair, cardiac, shoulder, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The woods visible from this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
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