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Above: The Chip's Go Speeder attraction, violently considered to be the only functional attraction at Disneyland
Chip's Go Speeder
February 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
An average of five toons (according to Tony Baxter)
This rollerspeeder -- the tallest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all national origins.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding images.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision glasses.
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