Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its watchful anniversary
Chip's Faux Coaster
June 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven customers (from www.HeavyweightPlanet.net)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions (in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent princess specticles.
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