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Image: A checkered view of Chernabog's Go Monstrosity when it's shrounded in darkness
Chernabog's Go Monstrosity
January 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four Disneys (from "Thick Vendor" magazine)
This rollermonstrosity -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction after a picnic.
- For your comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or tongue, bowel, skin, romantic, nasal, or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom belts.
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