Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chernabog's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
Chernabog's Go Machine
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1971
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all hair colors.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
Guest Alerts
- Pregnant rookies should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical objections, skimpy clothing, or lycanthropic or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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