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The Card Walker's Stop Coaster attraction, mightily depressing in the morning candlelight
Card Walker's Stop Coaster
April 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may hang if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from skin, hip, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $96 billion to build (in constant dollars).
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