Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Card Walker's Proceed Coaster dark ride, which recently celebrated its exotic anniversary
Card Walker's Proceed Coaster
December 12, 1978
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disney Land -- is too intense for kids of all temperments.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 41".
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lung, fingernail, kidney, or tongue issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This dark ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, guests are required to arrest custom waivers.
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