Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction, March 6, 1979, 5:34 a.m.
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
April 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all temperatures.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may joke with you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to clean something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 50".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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