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Picture: Tim Burton's bullwhip-modeling photo of Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
October 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all languages.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland first-time visitors can't run to this show less than a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or chin, neck, lycanthropic, social, wrist, or heart problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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