Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Card Walker's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
April 27, 1969
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all national origins.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for young consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or social or blood problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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