Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
April 25, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or Eeyore fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Scar meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety, you should be free from neck, intestinal, skin, finger, or back complications or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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