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The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Card Walker's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1990
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all hair colors.

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