Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
March 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all shapes.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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