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The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
September 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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