Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Go Monstrosity attraction at midday
Card Walker's Go Monstrosity
February 26, 1974
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 40".
- Youngest guest must be at least 58" (while balancing a toad on your head) tall.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic, romantic, lung, or stomach issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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