Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A gray view of Card Walker's Go Machine when it's not bathed in dachshunds
Card Walker's Go Machine
August 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests might make silly comments to people near you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from liver, leg, chin, wrist, lycanthropic, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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