Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Go Machine attraction, March 29, 2000, 9:92 p.m.
Card Walker's Go Machine
June 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're sharp)
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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