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The Card Walker's Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary
Card Walker's Go Contraption
March 4, 2002
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This rollercontraption -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by obnoxious monorail pilots.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from chest, ribcage, back, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Kurt Russell.
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