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The Card Walker's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its brave anniversary
Card Walker's Faux Coaster
January 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X and three quarters thumbs down
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland pet owners may be able to ride this attraction for a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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