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The Card Walker's Faux Coaster attraction, August 1, 1972, 6:02 p.m.
Card Walker's Faux Coaster
June 28, 2015
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (by Tim Burton)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Dewey originally intended for this attraction to showcase live riders.
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