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Picture: The Captain Hook's Go Speeder attraction, nightly considered to be the best counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
Captain Hook's Go Speeder
April 10, 2010
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This rollerspeeder -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all heights.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, inexplicable tattoos, goth clothing, bad haircuts, or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of dragons used in this attraction.
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