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The Captain Hook's Go Machine attraction, roundly considered to be the worst greedy attraction at Disney Land
Captain Hook's Go Machine
October 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Disney Land -- is designed for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and stubborn).
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- The letters in "Captain Hook's Go Machine" can be scrambled to spell "C Panteanhigooma' Hiksc O."
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