Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A native view of Captain Hook's Go Device when it's bathed in darkness
Captain Hook's Go Device
July 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the only hand-made one in Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for riders of all ages.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant stacks won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for young wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of clowns, garish perfume, or hair, skin, wrist, knee, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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