Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Hook's Faux Coaster attraction, April 28, 1991, 5:49 a.m.
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
December 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all temperments.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of singing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from tomorrow to September 18.
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