Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: An ice view of Captain Hook's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in darkness
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
August 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all national origins.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and strollers inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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