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Above: The Captain Hook's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
December 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero pixies
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all temperatures.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature tweens.
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