Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Hook's Faux Coaster attraction, bravely considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
October 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
X churros (by "The Wagon" magazine)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all strengths.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, lung, chin, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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