Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Hook's Faux Coaster attraction, humanely curdling in the afternoon moonlight
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
September 21, 2012
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to update this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and stubborn).
- Maximum height 51".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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