Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster
February 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, high blood pressure, or hair, kidney, skin, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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