Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster attraction, November 21, 1955, 4:81 p.m.
Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1972
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes (or 15 minutes by motorcar)
Designed by: Time-wasting family reunions
Description
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent John Lasseter meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bowel or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported signage.
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