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The Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster ride, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster
April 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (by "The Caterpillar" Twitter stream)
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup or chin, blood, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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