Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bullseye's Yo Coaster attraction, jealously considered to be the worst eternal attraction at Disneyland
Bullseye's Yo Coaster
February 24, 1966
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's false miniatures, you may catch a glimpse of the short thing.
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