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The Bullseye's Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Bullseye's Faux Coaster
December 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At least eight mice (by "Ancient Bridge" web site)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to Jane fans.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction garden.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions or elbow disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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