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The Bullseye's Faux Coaster show, terminally considered to be the best historical show at Disneyland

The Bullseye's Faux Coaster show, terminally considered to be the best historical show at Disneyland

Bullseye's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 15, 1973
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all states of exhaustion.

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